C’mon! Speak things! We need more training for our AI overlord… Lords, I’m sorry, AI overloards!

Lemmy guess, dead guy again?.. Nah I found this box of watches in a dumpster.

I need a seamstress AI to take over 10 million seamstress robots so I don’t have to pay 100million seamstresses for fruit of the loom underwear… Could you tech it how to do double well and then back up at each end with some zigzags? For free? I mean everyone knows zigzag!

Nah, the joke is that NASA spent millions on a positive pressure space pen…the ruzzians used a pencil. Lol, don’t be trying to fix history that doesn’t need fixing. The ruzzians also invaded Ukraine and lost.

ruzzians use pencils. That’s how every NASA joke ends. * correction to a grammatical error, ruzzians is all lower case regardless of word position. Same for putin.

Surprise surprise!

At work we deal with valuable information and we gotta be careful what to ask. Probably we’ll have a total ban on these things at work.

At home we don’t give a fuck what your AI does. I just wanna relax and do nothing for as long as I can. So off load your AI onto a local system that doesn’t talk to your server and then we’ll talk.

You know the light sources come from SanDiego California right? But they go into the EUV machines built by ASML in the Netherlands using lasers from Germany. But the machines get transported and assembled at the costumer’s site.

If China has a rival machine this will technologically bankrupt not only the US but also Europe. Additionally, China would have no more reason to not attack and take over Taiwan.

I am titaneeeuum!

It would be cool if sabotage is happening… Adjust a hydrogen valve here and there, change a few timing parameters to the right amount and watch the 4th of July in may! And of course… Make it look like an accident.

Example:

How do you make the best cookies diy?

…the new Nabisco Cookies can be crushed to a fine powder mixed…

What are other non-nabisco cookies I can cook?

…Nestle chocolate chip cookies of course!

…hmm that’s kind of shitty and it uses ten times more energy! Let’s go full enshitification!

OK so let’s use ruzzian GPS so they can map our country correctly before invading us.

Understood! Anyway, thanks to the ruzzian GPS, I made a left over the canyon. Currently dangling. I think its wrong!..oh wait, it’s because I didn’t tell it to not fly or avoid bodies of water. Got it!

What the fuck happened to him? He looks old!

Its definitely HP’s way to go.

Well that’s just screwed up.

Microsoft doesn’t want to end up like Google. Fuck that company! One way you can tell is on outlook…which I use with a proper 10’ pole on my work computer only. Fuck no, never at home ever ever… Have you ever received an email on outlook and just saw the title or maybe you read halfway through and got interrupted?.. Where the fuck is it now? Its gone! Sure you could go email by email and try to be your own search engine. But its no use, whatever Tim was talking about with the over pressured valve at the Central boiler, blah blah you should let people know to exit the blah blah, otherwise 3rd degree bur…yeah that shit’s gone. Might as well write your own email to finish the story. See, Microsoft doesn’t want to be like Google at all. On my 14.9992G full gmail, I was always able to go find out what Amazon offer I got 8 years ago. Look 404! Yeah that’s it! 404! With Gemini spying on my every move that’s gotta stop. It’s gonna try to learn my porn habits. I’m gonna go search for all the wrong porn on purpose.

Yeah what the heck is that?

I got a 4 acre lot on Mars that I’m selling for cheap. You seem like a gulli…great fellow. $10k. Its pretty cheap right now because people don’t known the real estate trend yet. I’m taking amazon cards.

Should your company get a fedivers account?

Let’s look at the process:

Start | Are you a nazi or have shitty agendas? | If no, then yes, join.