Midnight Wolf

Go team snake 🐍

crashes into you

I’m doing my part!

gags in disgust

While I didn’t use it regularly, I did use it here and there in both W10 and W10M. The jokes were pretty good too. But I’m an old-time halo player that is geeky as fuck so I’m laser-aligned with that demographic.

Phew, dodged that bullet 😎

lgtm

slips the cop a hundred, or five

“enjoy your trip, carry on”

So aside from the absolute bullshit that is ‘hide who you are for stupid fuckers’ being a terrible way to live your life, my mind immediately jumps to a person’s voice, which can’t be masked on the fly, so that plan is going to fall apart a few seconds after they walk in the door, unless they have gone through extensive voice retraining…

But circling back around, absolutely fuck hiding elements of yourself just because others are dumbasses. If we all did that, think of the dumbest motherfucker you have seen in Walmart, then give them all the power and respect by not engaging and rolling over like a bitch.

shudders

Straight to jail

Payday 3, if all players enter the pause menu, the game actually pauses. Anyone can exit the menu at any time, and re-enter it - which again pauses the game, if all other players remain in the pause menu.

It’s nice because it lets players loot and plan while others are away, but if they too need to afk, the team isn’t screwed by a guard coming around a corner with nobody to react.

Take your clothes off then, and burn them, if you’ve ‘got nothing to hide’. Let’s see your address and ssn. Where do you work, and what position do you hold?

Oh, suddenly you have changed your stance on the matter… funny how that works.

Try searching for yourself and let the realization and dread set in that most of those hypothetical questions I just asked, I can find out, without needing to ask you directly - because you’ve given them away, while having ‘nothing to hide’.

This shit gets me so excited. I’m not educated on cellular security and possible situations, but mitigating issues and thinking about all the crazy hypothetical situations gets me all geeking out so hard.

Cool as fuck, thanks for sharing :)

“we will test it in production! what other use is there for users?”

‘could be used to shut down cellphone network’

looks inside

uses sim cards (thus communicating via the cell network)

🤨

“but you have access to capital; you haven’t used any lowercase characters at all!”

No

leaves the laptop alone with a sheet of paper, a pen, and a bag of cash

comes back 4 hours later you haven’t done anything!

sets the money atop the laptop

ohh, cash counter, I get it now…

$5 says it’s the “what’s a computer” kid from like a decade ago

“‘laptop’? it’s like a foldable but with half a screen??? and why is this keyboard broken, all the keys move?? how do I get an overwatch skin for it?? this is awful”

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