If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

Other penguin should be Microsoft.

What if it’s common in my country to put a euro into it and you get it back when you put the cart back? I have never even seen carts left on the parking lot.

They are vibe coding it.

Maybe the abstract geometry. But not the trapped part.

The whole “AI” thing is one big grift.

You mean ducking? Because you can easily do that on the software side.

There’s quite some reasons why this isn’t always a given:

• You have to research a lot before purchase and you can possibly look over a small detail
• You can get something gifted by somebody who doesn’t have the technical understanding
• You could have been a Windows pleb that finally saw the light and switched, only to find the headset not working

They got tricked into buying a console because of the exclusives. Now that those are becoming less common, they can’t accept this truth.

Caffeine is one of the worst ADHD “medications”. It’s also one of the hardest to dose, especially in coffee. Actual ADHD medication and stuff like speed/meth are much easier to dose. This is important because as soon as you pass your uniquely required dose to help with your ADHD it will give you the same effect (and in some cases a worse effect) than what the substance does to others.

Consider trying actual ADHD medication while refraining from caffeine before making up your mind. These medications are very safe and are easy to build up to your perfect dose. They are also known to make people feel more human, compared to most anti-psychotic and anti-depression medication that often makes people feel like a zombie.

1 and 2 are taking their place for granted

He’s also pulling off that hairstyle.

Next time you buy 3kg of apples, you could give away the 5 apples or make apple juice or a dish out of them before they go bad.

The secure the boot for a good bootlicking.

I think it’s mostly because of this: https://evseekers.com/why-do-tesla-windows-go-down-when-opening-door/ (Looks like AI slop but it does explain what I think it’s needed for)

Many modern car doors do not have a frame around the top of the window. So to not damage the window or seal in the door frame, they temporary lower it a bit using electricity. I’m sure Tesla would be incompetent enough to make it so there’s no decent way to do it without this feature.

At a quick glance the community cares more about him hiding commits and doing other nasty things instead of the actual AI stuff. I think that’s important to know before discussing the AI angle here.

I needed the little punchline in panel 3 to remember it.

At first cryptos had a true value, as in people wanted it and saw the potential of the coin itself, and not of the price it had, thus raising the prices. Then it changed. Capitalists with their huge capital started playing the market. So instead of the cryptos having a monetary value based on their actual value to society, they got their monetary value from previously monetary values. This means that the value of the cryptos shifted towards how much value it could provide to the people investing in them.

At this point anybody with half a brain should have stopped caring about the actual monetary value of cryptos. Bitcoin was made for one thing and that was to be a decentralized alternative far away from any government. And now you have one government, that only consists of a mere 5% of all humans, that somehow made the market crash? Everybody that doesn’t think this is beyond crazy is getting played, hard.

It’s great for your mental state.

Just be aware of any filter bubble you might create. If you block every person that has an opposite perspective, you’ll fall into your own echo chamber.

Isn’t there a saying about this? “Leopards ate my face” or something like that?

“Leopards at my face” comes from claiming that your face would not get eaten while advocating for leopards eating faces.

If you would use it in the context of ads, it would be more along the lines of claiming you will not get ads because you are “special” while the thing just straight up says it will serve you ads.

I don’t think the thing is advertised as something to serve you ads, so it’s not the same.