Back when I used Ubuntu, I would always get a message when I logged in telling me that security updates are available, but only through some kind of subscription-based program.

It’s a big reason why I switched to Debian.

Thank you everyone for giving them money so they can use that money against us.

Anyone who pays for this is very smart.

I encourage all of you to spend your money so you can fit in with the other people on the internet spending money.

This is cheaper than buying an ad.

Okay.

You are very smart for spending the money. Please spend more and get angry at anyone who dares criticize you for it.

They are bad people and you are good.

I just love it when you spend money.

It makes you smart and makes me value your opinion more.

Yes, I save money like an idiot.

oh no, he made me feel self-conscious about what I waste my money on!

I know, let’s claim he’s trolling and hope a mod comes in to censor him!

Consumerism is a disease.

Don’t worry about it.

Just spend more money.

criticizing people for spending money is trolling.

You are smart.

Not really.

Sorry if I criticize you for spending money. That makes me worse than Jared Fogle.

I bet you do.

Removed by mod

It’s about keeping us guessing and reminding us who’s in charge.

They don’t want us to get attached to things.

I love watching users of proprietary software suffer.

Hang’em high!