I was trying to brainstorm ideas. Asbestos? Foraged berries? Dried cum? Glue? So many options and non of them are good.

    • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      yeah but does this really cancel out the need for toilet paper? What about the dingleberries that bead up when you spray the caked-on shit with water? I hate having a butthole. If I had 3 wishes i’d spend them on this: 1. i wish i didn’t have to poop. 2. I wish pooping and poop wasn’t a thing. 3. i wish it to be impossible for anyone who ever finds another wish-granting geenie to wish pooping back into existence.

      Cum will WIN.