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compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I didn't have high expectations to start with

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I didn't have high expectations to start with

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compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    You are essentially a blob of fat, salt, and nerve endings piloting a bone mech with meat armour.

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      “You are a little soul carrying about a corpse.”

      Apparently something Epictetus used to say, according to Aurelius.

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        You are a spirit having a physical experience.

        Leary or something.

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      Yeah it sounds cool but I use the mech to update spreadsheets

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        You pass butter

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          “Nobody belongs anywhere, everyone and thing you know and love WILL die. Let’s watch TV.”

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          Oh my god

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        My body is a machine for turning the flashes of tiny little lights precisely arranged on a slab of glass into little taps of my thumbs on precise positions on that glass slab.

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          Same as it ever was.

          Source: xkcd

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      The meat is not just armor though - a skeleton alone has no capability to move itself, the meat provides the translation between thought and action, while the skeleton is merely a framework upon which the meat rests.

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      But its so complex, it managed to reach the biggest thing on the night sky and to disappear all other points

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      Yes, but all of these are bound by fundamental physical laws. Cause and effect. You are a deterministic machine.

      You are a meat mech that operates on congruent biological principles. Therefore, everything you do is de facto “logical”.

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        My pseudo random number generator is shit.

        47

        Super predictable.

        I will need to raise a security ticket.

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          I will need to raise a security ticket

          moved to completed without QA

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        Reality is not concerned with “logic”

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          I’ve yet to see evidence to this effect

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            difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable

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              The difference between “believable” and “logical” is as wide as a cardboard box with a cat in it.

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            Have you seen a platypus?

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