PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTHE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1656arrow-down112
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down7·1 day agoNope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·1 day agoHave you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoIt’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoYou’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 day agoAre you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand. And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYou mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoNGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 day agoCheck the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoWhat if my kids are not female?
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
[pug noise]
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Snuffle be with you.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.