BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square251fedilinkarrow-up1977arrow-down143
arrow-up1934arrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square251fedilink
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·20 hours agoDo you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·17 hours agoI’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 hours agoWell, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·15 hours agoWhich half of the barista do you get
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·14 hours agoI’m fine with that
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-217 hours agoCan confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 hours agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcakeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·15 hours agoEyes on your own work there super chief.
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-217 hours agoMy life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references I should probably watch it at this point
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-215 hours agoEvery single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcakeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoWhere’s my pants preacher?
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Killin it
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
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Eyes on your own work there super chief.
McMurray’s a piece of shit
My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references
I should probably watch it at this point
Every single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
Where’s my pants preacher?