• nexguy@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Everybody knows when you take your girl out to dinner never face the monkey riding a scooter with a backwards hat.

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      4 hours ago

      I don’t think that he’s actually riding it — the kickstand is down. I think he’s just sitting there.

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        2 hours ago

        True, I mean I get watching a riding monkey but why watch a sitting one when your girlfriend sits as well? It doesn’t make sense

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          57 minutes ago

          This isn’t an “all else held equal” situation. The monkey is topless.

          EDIT: Well, ape probably. I don’t see a tail.