PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldimagemessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down121
arrow-up1766arrow-down1imageI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-squareZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·6 days agoAs a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoAs a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
minus-squareAfflictedlife@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoAs an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity
As a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
As a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
As an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity