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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

They took our free break!

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They took our free break!

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

    • kofe@lemmy.world
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      I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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        The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.

        • kofe@lemmy.world
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          Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence…?

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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            No, but I was admittedly in a very bad way the day I made that post, because some bad news I got, and I didnt realize until after the fact it was making me lash out in undeserved ways.

            I say that only, and explicitly, as an explanation, and not as an excuse.

            Sorry for being a twat.

      • chuymatt@startrek.website
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        GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

        This is not a fun break time.

        • kofe@lemmy.world
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          Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

          • chuymatt@startrek.website
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            I was making the concern more explicit and personal. Not to worry.

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

    • SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org
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      Butters style.

  • joel_feila@lemmy.world
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    I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers

    • Agatha@lemmy.world
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      Hus has Crohn’s. That’s covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.

  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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    Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

  • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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    I think I first saw this a decade ago.

    Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Do this in protest:

    • BunScientist@lemmy.zip
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      I’m not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don’t.

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        I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I’ve never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don’t make a mess.

        Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths

        Edit 2: Maybe it happened once (NSFW): https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious

        • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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          who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths

          • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            wikipedia editors

  • Atlas_@lemmy.world
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    I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.

    I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there’s a legal remedy.

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      You have to get a doctors note and then they let you use the disabled toilet.

  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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    Upper decker coming right up.

  • Wooki@lemmy.world
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    Shit on the floor

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      Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

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        This cracked me up way more than it should have.

  • Alloi@lemmy.world
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    bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.

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    Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

    I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

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    Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don’t care who’s claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.

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    I’d just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message

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    Don’t hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.

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