Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
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Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL