• Rose@piefed.social
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    9 hours ago

    Random Republican, transported through time from 15 years ago: “No no no no no! You see, gerrymandering has everything to do with census data. It’s completely impartial! There’s no way the process will fail us.”

    [Gets shown the footage]

    Random Time-Displaced Republican: “Excuse me, but… Who the hell is in the power right now?”

    [More footage]

    RTDR: “Ohhhhh shit I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY TIME!!! …What do you mean you can only time travel forward in time?”