Political news out of Missouri is always like the skidmark Florida’s fart leaves.
“Ugh, I didn’t think it would be worse”
Random Republican, transported through time from 15 years ago: “No no no no no! You see, gerrymandering has everything to do with census data. It’s completely impartial! There’s no way the process will fail us.”
[Gets shown the footage]
Random Time-Displaced Republican: “Excuse me, but… Who the hell is in the power right now?”
[More footage]
RTDR: “Ohhhhh shit I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY TIME!!! …What do you mean you can only time travel forward in time?”
I’m sure the Department of War will be called in shortly because the Guvna spotted some Antifa in their neighborhood.
Oh good. Missouri in the national news again. :\
To be fair, this is local coverage. I don’t think the national outlets have picked this up yet
