What are you proud of this year? I don’t wanna hear i ran 3 marathons.
I want to hear the crazy awards stuff like…I drove the same road 438 times and exclusively listened to Fleetwood Mac.
Common share your special skill or unique achievement this year.


Ripped a 20 second long fart in bed a month or two ago.
And it didn’t end in… tragedy? Because the ending of a fart is arguably its most important quality.
Some farts have happy endings. I will not elaborate.
Anyone ever ripped 20s on a marijuana bong?
Don’t know why anyone would want to fart into a bong
Now I want to try it.:p