“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?” ― Mark Twain
If you actually read the Bible, Satan isn’t a sinner or a bad guy at all. He’s more like Spock. His job is to question the boss and provide another point of view.
Hate to break it to you, gameboys don’t die. They’re up there with the Nokia brick as far as reliability goes.
Revived mine w/ Pokemon Yellow from the late 90s not long ago! It fared better than my Tomagachi.
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Satan: I know. It was like the only thing on their menu I actually liked. Give me back the grilled stuffed burrito!
is this a thing?!? I’ve been missing the grilled stuffed steak burrito for sooo long. is there somewhere people are making an alliance? I’m so glad the brought back the pizza but I really thought this years “retro” menu would be the year. I’d consider opening a bell if they fixed that shit.
Did she just dial 666?
Fun fact: mom on a t9 layout is 666.
Almost but not quite the same energy: https://www.buttersafe.com/2008/10/23/the-detour/
I feel like the demon in the Buttersafe comic was equally and unexpectedly benign and got the guy to his kitchen.
