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save water.

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If anything, your hands are dirtier than your junk. Your junk sits behind clothing. Your hands are out touching things all the time.

    Wash your hands before touching your dick. 😌

    But also: If you touch anything to flush the toilet, you should wash 'em again after.

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      Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.

      Like, I’ll always wash my hands after taking a shit, but it doesn’t really seem necessary if I touched my dick for a literal second to pull it out and put it up. And depending on the clothing I don’t even need to touch it.

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        Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.

        Kick that shit open with your feet.

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          That’s not always an option, though.

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            Kick harder

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      I wash my hands before I touch my dick not after.

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        I got some wasabi powder transfer once going to the bathroom while working as a cook. Learned that lesson real quick.

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