• SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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        6 hours ago

        “Okay, Judas Iscariot. I have a grand universal plan to eradicate original sin from the mortal plane. You have an extremely critical role in all of this: you must betray Jesus Christ, leading to his arrest, conviction and inevitable crucifixion.”

        “Sure thing, God. What do I get in return?”

        “As thanks for carrying out my plan exactly as I laid it out, you get several pieces of silver.”

        "Oh and a sweet deal in the afterlife, right?

        And a sweet deal in the afterlife… Right?"