For some reason I read that as motorcycle the first time. I was imagining a motorcycle with a sofa sidecar.

Lavish Cowardly

FTFY

Large motorcades provide security, not luxury. Vance is a sniveling scared little fascist pissant who knows how rightfully unpopular he is, and it shows.

Olympic figure skater Alysa Liu nearly missed her Friday skate in the Milano skating area because the vice president’s massive motorcade was blocking the arena’s parking lot.

“We almost didn’t make it,” Liu’s coach, Phillip DiGuglielmo, told the Washington Post.

This level of incompetence by Couch Guyliner wasn’t quite on my bingo card. It’s truly remarkable.

Gotta bring over his fan group, all those sofas he promised to travel the world