Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116107857526366195
Alt-Text: War and Peas Comic
Panel 1: A narrator’s voice begins, “The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietly—” The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, “EXCUSE ME, I do not ‘rise.’”
Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, “You all revolve around me!”
Panel 3: The Sun continues, “Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!” The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun.
Panel 4: The narrator’s voice resumes, “The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen.” The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.
He’s right tho
Sorta, but the sunrise/set are due predominantly to the rotation of the earth about its axis, not the revolution about the sun.