• yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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    I hate how Apple users feel the need to call their computer by the brand. It really makes me cringe.

    It is called “a computer”

    Maybe “PC”

    “box” if you really have to flex that UNIX

    They should treat their computers less like a sports car and more like a van

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    I love so much that there are real, hilarious consequences for overzealous early adoption. You can’t make this shit up.

  • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    AI: I’m so sorry. You’re correct I violated protocol. I’ll make a note of this so it won’t happen again.

    Nurse: You gave my 5 year old patient 5000cc of morphine!

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      Now, that’s on the Nurse if they didn’t notice they were injecting someone with 5-liters of morphine.

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    Can someone explain to mr why these people are buying Mac Minis to run this in a “safe” environment and then they go on and connect it to the internet and give the AI credentials to all their cloud accounts? This seems excessively moronic to me? Am I missing something?

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    Oh surprise, an inexperienced person is doing stupid things and does not even know when to rather stfu, which is a stupid thing only inexperienced people do.

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    I love how these models apologize like they mean it. It doesn’t mean it. It doesn’t feel bad, and it will do it again.

    Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

    Sure it claims it added more notes to it’s config, but if it ignored the rules before, what makes you think that new rules are going to change anything?

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      Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

      At best it might not make the same mistake again if that memory is in the current context. But more likely: It will not remember.

      Although latest Gemini in particular has much more room for “remembering” things, still.

      But “I made a mistake”? It is not self-aware in any way shape or form to the degree where “I made a mistake” carries any real meaning.

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      That MEMORY. md file won’t do shit if the AI doesn’t read it.

      I give it 2 hours before it stops reading it until prompted again.

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      But it’s adding it to a text file that eats up a ton of tokens and routinely gets ignored!

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      Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

      I beg to differ. An apology means that you feel bad about harm inflicted upon others. To prove the point: You apologize when you’re late due to circumstances that are outside of your control. Or when you accidentally bump into someone on the bus when the driver slams the break.

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      Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

      yeah enough humans don’t know that as well unfortunately. But yeah obviously LLMs don’t understand anything. That’s not how they work

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    If I was the director of AI safety, and I used AI to own and delete my inbox, I sure as shit would never tell a soul.

    This is pure unbridled incompetence.

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      They wanted to “eat their own dog food” but it’s closer to “eating their own dog shit”

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      The whole “AI safety” field is this incompetent. These people that will tell you AI is on the verge of creating a bioweapon, and then run random code in a command line. Completely and totally unserious.

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        I don’t know what the hell has happened, but some of these people are basically human jellyfish. Big tech is full of them now.

        No thought enters their mind, but they dodge the layoffs and the PIPs and get promoted like this.

        I don’t fucking get it.

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          It’s just the natural progression of a disease that spreads outwards from Management. The bosses want yes-men, not people capable of independent thought.

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    How come some 25yo person is a director at Facebook?

    I mean, even if she is a child prodigy genius, which she obviously is not as she is face first fist deep into AI, how the frack do you have even enough life experience to become a director of any large organization at that age unless you somehow cheated your way in?

    Then reading the hat she’s doing and how she resolved it tells me she doesn’t know shit about computers, she just know how to type commands into AI systems

    Is this the future? Am I going to end up being one of those long bearded magicians that still know the old technology, that still can still save the day by using shell commands?

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    If all the qualifications I need to be a security engineer for Facebook are

    • buy a Mac Mini
    • don’t configure remote access
    • install untrusted software
    • leave

    Then Facebook should hire me. I’ll buy so many Mac Minis on their dime. I will run so many crazy things.

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    “The bot ate my homework” is quickly becoming more plausible than the customary canine culprit.

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    Nothing humbles you like telling your OpenClaw “confirm before acting” and watching it speedrun deleting your inbox. I couldn’t stop it from my phone. I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb

    Nothing humbles you like that?

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      Because we have let the clowns be in charge and the stock market is full of monopolistic shitshows instead of actual competition.

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      I think you should open up your orifice for certain fellatory services, perhaps, allegedly. Also maybe boobs.

      Spacetime-bending ignorant-confidence helps.