Hey, Asshole OP.
why did you remove Sarah’s Copyright?
Thieving Scum.
Expectation:
Reality:
Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.
Both successully transitionned
Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you’ve given up. And then there’s the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.
Tell me about the dolphins
Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.
No.
Missing frames:
Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it
Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!
To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.
She was singing about wanting legs before she even met the prince, though.
Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.
I’d say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract
@sarahscribbles is the source, some bastard must have deleted the signature
Thank you for adding back in
In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times
Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.
No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.
Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.
Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.
Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.
Shark having an existential crisis.
Mmm… Sharf fin soup…
I feel like half of the crocodiles are one and half the other
Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.
Real.
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