Coldside was just emplifying your joke

Honestly, does Canada have any incentive to respect DMCA requests at this point?

Sure - time they spend there is time not spent on something more incriminating!

Print at a public library?

Quietly swapping your earlier edition with the current edition was not, however.

Carbon footprint - AI burns a lot more power than old fashioned search results.

I get wanting to cost them more, but I don’t think they’ll see this use case as a cost.

Yep, airships aren’t overpressurized like a balloon - any leak will be extremely slow, as the heavier ambient air gradually displaces the helium inside the airship through whatever hole might be created. As I understand it, one of the big maintenance issues they have is even finding the holes from normal wear and tear. The usual failure scenarios involve storms with huge pressure changes.