My biggest lore question was if the rest of them were annoying smartasses too

“You didn’t win correctly.” - Chess (The original Dark Souls-themed tactical grid-based roguelike war game)

Really nice view until the tide takes the whole house away in a few years

The “he’ll get sent off to die in the next war 3-4 years from now and leave me with a child to raise as a single mother and no reliable source of income aside from baseline support by family and neighbors if I’m lucky” look

Final Fantasy boss ass looking mf

Chronic onliner and unhinged ERPer wants the half-naked person in the painting to be a minor, more news at 11.

Overused, rebbit’s cup spilleth over

Knowing my conure, I’m sure that these guys could’ve been wonderful companion pets :(