Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • I can confirm yahoo still exists, and they’re great for my junk mail since I don’t have anything signed into it, it was made before you needed to link any personally identifying info so I think my name is still something like “fart boob” or something like that. 13 year old me thought it was hilarious.

    Honestly if someone managed to hijack that account, either they’d quickly realize it was worthless or I’d be laughing as I tell them to have fun with their garbage, I’ll be sending some more soon.












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    6 days ago

    Sounds like your friend is just lame.

    In seriousness, 99.999999% of people will live a “normal” life, and very occasionally, someone might have a time or two that elevates it above “normal”. The percentage of people who live “above” normal lives is so tiny, physicists would laugh at you for using so many decimal places.

    Wanting more isn’t a problem unless that desire is killing what you have to be happy about now.

    In other words, “don’t let perfect get in the way of good”


  • And I’ve heard all the platitudes.

    I like to make people uncomfortable when they start going on about how my wife and I should have kids. She had a TL and I had a vasectomy. I usually start off with “kids are off the table for us.”

    We SHOULDN’T have kids because genetics on both our families are shit.

    We WON’T have kids because they’re awful to deal with 90% of the time, and neither of us feel that the world will be a livable place in their lifetime so it would be cruel to have children anyway.

    We CAN’T have kids because the medical procedures.

    If someone gets pushy about it, I act emotional, burst out that after so many miscarriages we have given up on children and the person should learn to take a hint.

    So far nobody has had anything else to say after that.




  • I tested this with my Facebook app in 2013. Found a Spanish radio station, set my phone down next to it overnight, and for several weeks I was seeing ads exclusively in Spanish. Deleted the app the first day I saw them in Spanish, and deleted my account not long after that.

    My wife still uses them after 5 years together and me pointing out all the times it’s obviously eavesdropping on us, and she’s even been creeped out by it before. Still uses it…

    Unless my microphone and camera have physical switches, I will assume they are being used. Those little “your camera and microphone are off” icons in the corner of the screen don’t reassure me.



  • "What were your expectations? "

    That the world I was raised to live in still existed?

    That the laws I’ve been told my whole life I HAVE to follow or I will be jailed actually mean something?

    That literally any of the lies I was fed about alternative economic systems, religions/nonreligion, or stereotypes were true?

    Unfortunately all we have is this shit.

    gestures wildly at humanity and what we have done to everyone and everything in our reach

    I might need a therapy or two…