SantasMagicalComfort

I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

I swear I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter in the Dec 1 outfit.

Throw a fish in there too.

Is that when you’re not quite drunk enough to black out but you’re just browning out a little between lines?

Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

I noticed a drop in scam emails.

I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

I think that’s where I got it from.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.

Sharing is caring.

Is that Gabe?

Lucky, I have to yell at them from a hundred and one feet so I don’t violate my restraining order.

When’s the Supreme Court going to over rule this?

I hope it is a penis mri.