Profits are woke if they don’t serve my agenda

My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I’m just that person with a camera and GI issues

 Model           Camera person

( ͡°❥ ͡°)             ᕦ[❍ ͆]ຈ)
    |                  |
   butt               butt
    |                  |
    V                  V
 (‿|‿)￩not fart    (‿ᗕ‿)￩fart

Oh noooooooo… Don’t bonk me again… Don’t bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair… Pleeeeaaaaasssse…

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Who’s Jason and does he know you took his file? While he was out grabbing some java no less!

I’m still dead. Fucking fucked up my email address and fucked myself out of my own fucking username.

Fuck.