Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but this is, well, beyond hurrying

If you have a date in Constantinople, I doubt they are still waiting unless you hurry very hard

And people wonder about Brexit

Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units

Tomato: Am I a joke to you?

“What about Czech?”

Pidgins are languages in their own rights. Maybe code switching would fit better but actually no, that’s on the spectrum of bilingualism.

Edit: since pidgins (unlike creoles) aren’t used as primary languages, I guess I now get what you mean

Citation needed

As a good Lutheran, I read the bible and Jesus speaks German all the time

I knew it

#hebrewandgreek

It is based on a true story

“There are four lights!”

Guess it swapped over to Germany later which makes sense now that I think about it. For me it was a show when I was already out of that age group

I grew up in the 90’s and we only had the live action movies. The cartoons came later

The lower half is obviously nonsense. The future belongs to the 50 people tandem

Maybe both is true, I don’t know

When people walk on the water because they can’t even swim…

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

Only if you’re not sure who’s the mother, otherwise it’s illegal

“You wouldn’t lend a baby.”