Hey. Thats journalism, alcohol, and literature.

If anyone had done a better job killing the nazis after…

Nsfl tag needed.

Better than being a useful idiot for some evil fuck, even if true.

Which i doubt it is.

Plenty of people ‘living up to their potential’ shooting unarmed kids, signing death warrants for the unhoused, etc

All you need is a rock.

Yeah it always made perfect sense to me. Though my one corpojob did end with some spectacle. Real family would have figured out the antidote.

Also, nobody respects anything less than an expert

But everybody respects a good solid table.

Which it turns out is actually really fucking hard to make.

Hey. Stop talking about me, asshole.

They might be good to someone else because of it

Who might be good to someone else because of it

Who might be good to someone else because of it.

Any of those might be you. No farther though. Only 3 chances for it to come back to you.

Lotta people lose their families

To christianity, fascism, just being personally shitty

Edit: oooooh downvoting. Don’t want to be reminded how christianity shatters families?

And were smarter than the average american.

Also to sloppify all media.

Cuisines evolve over time. As they should. Have you seen ancient roman recipes? Shit’s vile.

Makes a great gift, though.

So you don’t care that it’s real, just better written? Fuck, i can give you that, if you like.

No, it would break.

No, dude, you dont understand; qhen it was cat lady’s turn to be antagonist (the egyptian gods took turns) she ended the world or something kind of just because.

Not the individual earthquakes, but the quantity of them

I don’t know shit about individual earthquakes.

Right but for earthquakes the global standard is imperial. Nobody uses metric, except the french during the paris commune, the kingdom of hawaii, and mongolia.

Maaaaaybe north korea and cuba, but definitely not vietnam; it was a whole thing in the 80s.

To clarify for people who don’t know: japan has a shit ton of earthquakes.