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PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    I’m either going to be british, or french. I can’t quite tell. There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

    Either way, I’m good with this.

    …wait, am I going to have to learn metric? OH HELL NO!!!

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      If you end up Br*tish, you’ll have to find out what ‘stones’ weigh and report back to the non-insane part of the world.

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        Using pounds to infinity, but not stones, is like measuring everything in grams only.

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          How many stones can you pound into a ton?

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            One if it’s big enough?

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        Which part is that?

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          Everywhere except the place where they measure things in stones

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            Stone isn’t that hard to convert to pounds. It’s like a fortnight, but for weight.

            Still use pounds though.

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        …why’d you censor “British”?

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          🤮

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          Because they conquered the world for spice yet refuse to season their food

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      There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

      I’m good with this.

      Bruh…

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      If you become British, at least the size of your pint will increase by about ⅕.

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