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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

How credible are Hamas gift bags?

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How credible are Hamas gift bags?

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    I’d want a free pager at a bare minimum. Fucking tee-shirt …

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Prolly a poly cotton blend. How sick is it to remind your hostages, “habib, we took photos of you in the worst moments of your life.” There’s something particularly bombable about that. Bombable= punchable, but for a bunch of men and all at the same time.

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        Call me a weirdo but honestly, that twist, if anything, can possibly actually make it easier to deal with? I mean it’s as abstract situation as it gets x_x

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          Yeah, imagine getting your derealization to go, in a bag and everything.

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    Where’s my hummus‽

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      deleted by creator

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        Noooo, animal!

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  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    1000061524

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    “i was taken hostage by hamas and all i got was this shirt”

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      That would fetch a few shekels on eBay TBH

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    Onion? No?

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