https://feddit.org/post/11539065
Full circle :D
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.
Guten Morgen aus Deutschland, nimm ein Brötchen
Das geht doch besser
ich nehme gern eine mit mohn danke sehr
Die Mohntagsknuspersonne oder den Mehrkorngoldmohnd?
(sorry this joke is probably impossible to understand for non-Germans)
yes
Ich lieben Brötchen!
Its always the 2 seconds of “WTF is OP saying?”. Oh. Non english. Nvm
Nein. Das ist zeit für Deutsch lernen. Dann du kannst Scheißposts in zwei Sprachen machen
Hmm, let me try.
No. This is not for German learning. Then you can’t shit post in the Spray Machine.
How close did I get?
Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is “no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages”. Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.
Thank you!
Zeit threw me off and had no idea what Sprachen machen meant.
Machen -> make
The translation by amoistgrandpa is “Then you can shitpost in two languages”, which is good English, a more literal translation would be “then you can make shitposts in two languages”
Na dann bring denen doch wenigstens bei, dass Nomen wie Zeit groß geschrieben werden.
I only speak a very tiny bit of German so apologies if I get this wrong, but this reads like English forced into German.
No. That is time for German learning. Then you can shitpost in two languages make.
Oh wow I just realized that there’s the weird make in the end so maybe it was proper German after all?
Lol, you did good, but got tripped up by reading “Scheißposts” as a verb. It’s capitalized, so it’s a noun. The “make” at the end gets folded into the “kannst” - or “can” - so it’s “Then you can make shitposts in two languages.”
Die Amis schlafen…
1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter
1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter
10 °C.
Nene Kelvin ist besser (sofern es nicht um Wasser geht).
283K
I forgot that your heathens use “.” Instead of “,” in numbers. I was very confused
Swiss system is best system: apostrophes for thousands, either dot or comma for decimals. Completely unambiguous for anyone even if you’re seeing it for the first time: 12’345.67
I hate how it looks but I can’t deny the superiority
That is interesting. I like it. Wondering if I can use it at work or in code. Hmmm
It’s called a decimal point. No wonder you don’t understand.
In my learning a decimal point comes after the integer. So it would mean 1km == 1 m
Same but I’m from Australia. Ich_iel is pretty much German Duolingo to me at this point.
The German on ich_iel can be “creative”
Be aware that part of ich_iel humour in no small part consits of comically literal translations of English expressions. That has nothing to do with proper German and as a learner you probably won’t be able to spot the difference.
Bad idea to try to learn German there.
Oh boy, you’re learning Zangendeutsch
Another one making the mistake of learning German by ich_iel-memes.
Yeah it is pretty good practice for puzzling out meaning
Moin
I’ve, legit, learned a decent amount of German just by having Google translate up on my second monitor browsing lemmy late at night.
SPRICH
DEUTSCH
DU
HAST
ORBITALE
HODENTORSION
Muss ich schon sagen das es schoen ist das ich kann nachrichten und meinungen von viele lande bekommen weil es gemischt ist.
yup that is also my signal for “you have exhausted all the English lemmy content from now on it is all Deutschland”
Schlaf gut.
Gute Nacht
U can filter by language
But then I’ll never sleep
Doch
The Germans make some awesome memes though.
The Germans make some efficient memes though.
Honestly, infant English got none of that gene.
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German
engineeringmemeing.
