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      5 hours ago

      Everybody knows when you take your girl out to dinner never face the monkey riding a scooter with a backwards hat.

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        4 hours ago

        I don’t think that he’s actually riding it — the kickstand is down. I think he’s just sitting there.

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          2 hours ago

          True, I mean I get watching a riding monkey but why watch a sitting one when your girlfriend sits as well? It doesn’t make sense

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            59 minutes ago

            This isn’t an “all else held equal” situation. The monkey is topless.

            EDIT: Well, ape probably. I don’t see a tail.