What can I do to get some sleep?
Lazer pointer
This also comes with a free vacation from the police however you cannot decide the destination.
So you’re saying there’s a chance I won’t have to go to work tomorrow?
I love your post capitalist optimism!
Manpads.
I tried to find them at the grocery store but they only have lady pads
I mean, if we’re talking shitty life pro tips, set some shit on fire across the street, or in a nearby forest. They’ll fuck off.
Set literal shit on fire and just start throwing it at people, houses, things in your neighborhood.
Do it naked and scream stuff about the pope’s hat while doing so…
Whoa, this friend gets it. slow nod
Slow nods
Unzips pants
Maintains eye contact
Fucks a watermelon to completion while maintaining eye contact
What’d you do to piss them off?
I’ve got a meeting on a military base next week and they might be trying to assert dominance.
What are you doing outside the C17? You should be in the plane, not on the ground!
Ask doc for knockout pill
I resorted to 10mg of melatonin and putting Archer on TV
do they have escorts?
No. I think it might be the same one flying by over and over
shoot it down with your own plane /j
AE119B?
Don’t know. It’s not on any flight trackers. Probably because the damn thing is at 500’ AGL
