There was a version we played where you use pencils, you draw your battle force on one half of the page, the opponent on theirs. Then you draw a mark next to the unit you are shooting with by drawing a dark spot. You fold the paper in half and rub the back of the paper to see if the mark lands on your opponent’s unit. Of course, you have to draw the explosion in great detail and go “KERSHBOOOSH” or something.
Two players draw their battalions on opposite corners of the paper, both with the same number of outward facing tanks. Player 1 places a pen on one of their tanks and then an index finger on top, like you see in the comic. You then flick the pen and try to get it in the other player’s ass. However far it gets, you mark the end and then it’s the other player’s turn.
Cool! Thanks for the explanation. I thought maybe each player got a certain set linear distance per move and the objective was to intercept or evade to engage.
There’s a pen-and-paper game called Racetrack, in which people can move the ‘cars’ a certain amount according to acceleration/braking, turning and inertia. It simulates the physics of actual racing remarkably well, better than many video games. There are both web and mobile implementations of the game.
Remarkably, apparently either the server or the client replace backslashes in Markdown links with forward slashes, which is completely bogus and nonsensical.
This might be true perhaps; but the crux of the matter is that I shouldn’t do more than the traditional human-oriented escaping of the addresses, which relies extensively on plain and friendly backslashes, instead of devilish and time-consuming machine-produced percent-codes.
Browsers would only escape parentheses in the address bar using the percent method until some time in the 2010s so many web users don’t remember it. I agree that there should be an easier way for the writer but at least with a working hyperlink (which can currently only be made with %28 and %29), the experience is smooth for the reader.
Maybe a bot can be made to detect these errors on Lemmy? Another pitfall with Wikipedia links is the m. in mobile URLs that does not redirect to the desktop version (as opposed to the other way around) - a Reddit bot existed for this - so perhaps one can be made with both functions.
Never saw that flick method before. When I was young, you had to hold the pencil/pen with one finger on the top against the paper, then by increasing pressure and tilting the angle it would eventually slip and draw your shot. Sometimes a very long shot. Was a fun game.
We used to be a lot more complicated than that. We’d draw X’s around the paper for mines and sometimes a river in the middle with bridges across it. Your tank didn’t explode if you hit the river but you got stalled there until you would back up and cross the bridge. Hitting a mine was the death of the tank. At one point I was thinking about making a book of Tank maps to sell but then video games took over.
Okay. What is this game and how is it played? I need to know.
There was a version we played where you use pencils, you draw your battle force on one half of the page, the opponent on theirs. Then you draw a mark next to the unit you are shooting with by drawing a dark spot. You fold the paper in half and rub the back of the paper to see if the mark lands on your opponent’s unit. Of course, you have to draw the explosion in great detail and go “KERSHBOOOSH” or something.
Neat, and as a bonus it serves as a nice introduction to reflective symmetry. I can dig it.
Bigger question: is there any kind of online archive of paper/pen games we played back in the Before Times when we didn’t have electronics or money?
https://www.wikihow.com/Games-to-Play-on-Paper
https://www.papier.com/us/thefold/articles/the-best-games-to-play-with-pen-and-paper
https://archive.org/search?query=paper+games
I live to serve. 💛
Best reply I’ve ever gotten on Lemmy.
Found more
https://archive.org/search?query=paper+games
That is a good question. This is the Internet, surely… Ah. Sprouts sounds like good fun.
Two players draw their battalions on opposite corners of the paper, both with the same number of outward facing tanks. Player 1 places a pen on one of their tanks and then an index finger on top, like you see in the comic. You then flick the pen and try to get it in the other player’s ass. However far it gets, you mark the end and then it’s the other player’s turn.
Wait… the other player’s ass? Now, this sounds like my type of game
You should use blunt objects like canning jars for safety reasons.
Don’t forget the flared base.
The whole thing is a flared base!
make sure you record the crunch and shriek like the OG then
Ass? Try to get it in…their ass?
I used to play this all the time in grade school. One day I had like 12 pens sticking out of my ass.
You heard the guy
Once the pen is too easy then you move up to Sharpies… it gets exciting from there.
Cool! Thanks for the explanation. I thought maybe each player got a certain set linear distance per move and the objective was to intercept or evade to engage.
There’s a pen-and-paper game called Racetrack, in which people can move the ‘cars’ a certain amount according to acceleration/braking, turning and inertia. It simulates the physics of actual racing remarkably well, better than many video games. There are both web and mobile implementations of the game.
Link doesn’t work
Remarkably, apparently either the server or the client replace backslashes in Markdown links with forward slashes, which is completely bogus and nonsensical.
The correct link is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_(game)
Also interesting that you’re the first person to raise this issue after two hours and ten upvotes.
It had a link to search for “racetrack (game)” that then went to the actual article. Seemed weird but I got there and assume others did
You can still make a hyperlink by escaping
()as%28%29.[Racetrack (game)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_%28game%29)Racetrack (game)
This might be true perhaps; but the crux of the matter is that I shouldn’t do more than the traditional human-oriented escaping of the addresses, which relies extensively on plain and friendly backslashes, instead of devilish and time-consuming machine-produced percent-codes.
Browsers would only escape parentheses in the address bar using the percent method until some time in the 2010s so many web users don’t remember it. I agree that there should be an easier way for the writer but at least with a working hyperlink (which can currently only be made with
%28and%29), the experience is smooth for the reader.Maybe a bot can be made to detect these errors on Lemmy? Another pitfall with Wikipedia links is the
m.in mobile URLs that does not redirect to the desktop version (as opposed to the other way around) - a Reddit bot existed for this - so perhaps one can be made with both functions.Sweet, that was racing fast
Yeah I feel totally left out. Only paper game I can remember that was fun was paper football.
I did dots and boxes. Similar feel to Go. There’s some deep strategy there.
Here you go.
Never saw that flick method before. When I was young, you had to hold the pencil/pen with one finger on the top against the paper, then by increasing pressure and tilting the angle it would eventually slip and draw your shot. Sometimes a very long shot. Was a fun game.
This is correct, flicking isn’t involved
Þat is how I remember it. Flicking seems like it’d give too much control, but I guess I’ll have to do some empirical testing!
STOP TRYING TO MAKE THORN HAPPEN
I’ve seen the thorn guy around on other posts. It bothered me at the beginning, but now I’m like “hey! It’s the thorn guy! I know him!”
Next time I find him, I think we are gonna be friends or something.
Also, this the fediverse, we don’t yell at each other for these little things :)
Nothing to do with pat.
Looks like it’s about to get flicked into dudes eyeball
A little known power move and finishing blow: Þe Eye Pen
Wild way to hold a writing utensil.
https://web.archive.org/web/20220521003753/https://folklore.usc.edu/tanks-a-pen-and-paper-game/
We used to be a lot more complicated than that. We’d draw X’s around the paper for mines and sometimes a river in the middle with bridges across it. Your tank didn’t explode if you hit the river but you got stalled there until you would back up and cross the bridge. Hitting a mine was the death of the tank. At one point I was thinking about making a book of Tank maps to sell but then video games took over.
I say still do it! I think pen and paper games will make a comeback.