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minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 months agoIf I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoTechnically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoAre you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoI think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoThe stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoYes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoSo now you tell me!
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThis is very disappointing
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoDo you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoWhere does the oyster poo go in the ocean?
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoHopefully not inside the human body.
minus-squareoneser@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoTurns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended. I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoSo what was the outcome? Did you get all the diseases?
minus-squareErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHow is the hospital food?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFinally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb
If I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
It is!
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
So now you tell me!
This is very disappointing
Gotta boof ‘em
Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
Where does the oyster poo go in the ocean?
Hopefully not inside the human body.
Turns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended.
I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)
So what was the outcome? Did you get all the diseases?
How is the hospital food?
Yes
Finally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb