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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

SSG should be more meta

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SSG should be more meta

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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r*ddit

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  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee
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    U boat, bro?

    • Zulu@lemmy.world
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      This comment is so underrated its Untersee

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        It’s sub-par though

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          People say this like it’s a bad thing…

          Kind regards

          Confused golfer.

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        deleted by creator

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    Submarines re-invented by NCD

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    Bro just discovered submarines…

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    I’m thinking the problem might be with the pre-drowned crew 🤔

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      I think the pre-drowned crew in Pirates of the Caribbean did pretty well, and it’s cool so I think we should go for it!

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      I guess we need to make them air-tight, then.

      • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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        Well that was terrible advice. I made the entire crew air-tight and the lazy bastards haven’t moved since.

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          Happily bobbing on the surface 😊

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    Simple, simple children. Pull up a chair. You don’t sink the ships underwater, you sink them on land! Just like the genius strategist Zakalwe , and he fought in the hell wars!

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    I think Russia is trying something like that

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    sumbermeme 👍

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    That’s a Zëven Provincien Class frigate right? Looks similar to the Sachsen-class with the Smart-L on the aft tower and the bridge design, but has that gap between VLS and bridge (except for that I’d have said Sachsen-class)

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    What’s funny about this is you absolutely can sink a submarine, if anything it’s easier to do than a surface vessel.

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      Apparently not if you’re actually trying to sink it yourself. Thats a one way ticket to getting your sub captured and placed in a large museum where people can witness your failure for generations to come.

      Just ask the Germans.

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        On the other hand, the Russians lost one because the captain didn’t know how the toilet worked.

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    Boats get covered with water when hit by missiles, therefore we need to get rid of all the water to handle that exception

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    literally the script of tenet

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    Bad idea, this would just save the enemy missles.

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    Daring class destroyer. For the two people on the whole internet who were wondering.

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