Aw man I tried using Instagram but it just kept sending me either into incel town or only fans city

Where would the dick go? 🤨
Ah, the Mermaid Problem…
Fun fact, mermaids were originally drawn with two legs/fins.
As in here:
Yeah! Even later iterations of their logo had remnants of the legs. I’m not sure if they still do, though, I’m not a coffee drinker and rarely go to Starbucks.
Jerk off on this sexy pile of half fish eggs bro.
She got other holes.
“Stick it right into my genital papilla! Oh yeah!”
Or, like, a mouth or something.
That was the sirens, not mermaids.
And the bottom half of mermaids are fish
The BEST half
where I’m from those two are the same word
While some versions have depicted Sirens as woman-headed birds, other versions depict them as mermaids.
The sirens of Greek mythology first appeared in Homer’s Odyssey, where Homer did not provide any physical descriptions, and their visual appearance was left to the readers’ imagination. By the 7th century BC, sirens were regularly depicted in art as human-headed birds. Apollonius of Rhodes in Argonautica (3rd century BC) described the sirens in writing as part woman and part bird. They may have been influenced by the ba-bird of Egyptian religion. In early Greek art, the sirens were generally represented as large birds with women’s heads, bird feathers and scaly feet. Later depictions shifted to show sirens with human upper bodies and bird legs, with or without wings. They were often shown playing a variety of musical instruments, especially the lyre, kithara, and aulos.
The tenth-century Byzantine dictionary Suda stated that sirens had the form of sparrows from their chests up, and below they were women or that they were little birds with women’s faces.
Originally, sirens were shown as male or female, but the male siren disappeared from art around the fifth century BC.
Some surviving Classical period examples had already depicted the siren as mermaid-like. The sirens are described as mermaids or “tritonesses” in examples dating to the 3rd century BC, including an earthenware bowl found in Athens and a terracotta oil lamp possibly from the Roman period.
The first known literary attestation of siren as a “mermaid” appeared in the Anglo-Latin catalogue Liber Monstrorum (early 8th century AD), where it says that sirens were “sea-girls… with the body of a maiden, but have scaly fishes’ tails”.
Oh dang. Sounds like harpies… Weird
I’m not saying you are wrong, I’m saying the distinction might not be done everywhere, if you click the language thing on your wikipedia link and select spanish it will lead you here https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirenas_(mitología) , if you then click to go back to english from there you’ll end up in the mermaid page
you can correct that misalignment by linking it back to the siren mythology page and we would be grateful to you
That still doesn’t mean spanish society differentiates between sirens and mermaids tho
if she sells all the water that surrounds her, she is set for life
A much better idea than if she sells seashells by the seashore
That song is based on a real lady, and she didn’t just sell sea shells - they were fossils that were hundreds of millions of years old.
She and her family made a living off it, and she’s now known worldwide for the incredibly rare fossils she carefully extracted and sold to museums.
Not the worst idea, all told.







