As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)
Wouldn’t it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?
Here, here!
Jetpacking!
I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud
Yes
The bachelor in distress then
I’m a 5’6 beardless man, we could make this a leaning Tower of Pisa
Help her save France from the English.
Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.
Why not both?
Found the Burgundian
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
What’s the best way to polish that?
Give it to your squire.
Take it to Poland?
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
Toothbrush and time
Nice mail!
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
Ni!
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Take her to a knightclub
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“I’m glad you brought protection”
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
what i’m told
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Get excited about where ever we’re going because I know it should be awesome
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
One knight stand?
The last knight standing must be a good knight.
