• fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Media: So… you know those high-tech chipmaking machines? The ones banned for sale to China. The ones needed to make the processors for phones, cars, TVs, and AI servers. What happens if China invades Taiwan? Doesn’t Taiwan have a lot of those machines?

    Manufacturer: not a problem.

    Media: Phew. Glad that’s settled… Say, how come?

    Manufacturer: (slaps the roof of the $250M machine). We can lock this baby remotely. In fact, here’s the remote (pulls out a keyfob).

    Media: OK, cool, cool.

    Techies of the world: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU… !!!

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      Techies: what if it bricks accidentally?

      Manufacturer: *spinning the key fob* we didn’t think that far, to be honest

      A few moments later

      Manufacturer: *proceeds to drop the remote and accidentally bricks everything*

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      1 year ago

      Even if it’s disabled, like do you really think they’d just install their own OS? Or find away around the part that’s disabled? Like you can still jail break an iPhone

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        AFAIK the optics have to be regularly cleaned, calibrated and replaced. And by regularly, I mean daily/weekly for some of that.

        The process is a carefully guarded trade secret and intentionally difficult. The companies that own the machines are not allowed to have employees who are trained in the process. When you buy those machines it comes with a service contract from the manufacturer. And the manufacturer is ASML - a Dutch company.

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          Again, if THATS the case, then you just find your own parameters and experiment with your pwn till its right. You don’t give up on the last car on earth if you’re a mechanic and they took the battery out. You find another that’s compatible or research how you could make your own.

          Saying that a “company” with “trade secrets” is just a dumb patent road block to scare off consumers

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            1 year ago

            You underestimate how extremely complex semiconductor photolithography is. It is the most complex manufacturing process ever conceived by humans to produce the most complex systems ever built by humans.

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    This is a good thing, but it’s hardly unique. Any advanced manufacturing facility will have remote access to their equipment in case an operator needs reconfigure it, transfer data, or in this case if they’re invaded by Lesser Taiwan.

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      1 year ago

      I hope its a little better than remote access to disable. Internet access can be knocked out and cell signals jammed. Hopefully they’ve gorba deadman switch and disable things immediately in the event of an invasion.

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      1 year ago

      West Taiwan friend. Lesser sounds odd when it’s more populated and geographically larger. Though inferior sounds fitting

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    1 year ago

    Ha ha being British I read “chip-making machines” totally differently and thought “Bit harsh”

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    1 year ago

    Message to China: don’t, because you would not find nothing here anyway.

    Message to everybody else: y’all better help China with their decision, or else!!

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      1 year ago

      Is it not obvious? To discourage Chinese invasion.

      China wants Taiwan’s technology and manufacturing. If they destroy it, China will gain nothing.