You’re all being absurd. It’s clearly because trans people exist

Not true! It could also be because one or more of them didn’t pray/pay enough!

Margret Thatcher, Ronald Regan, and Henry Kissingers funerals: We are gathered here today because all of your prayers absolutely worked. In addition your prayers for a new public bathroom has also been fulfilled.

The majority of humanity really believes in all seriousness that you can think magical thoughts and wishes in your head that an invisible, unprovable being hears. And they all see quite clearly that sometimes the wishes come true and sometimes they don’t - just as would be statistically expected if the being didn’t exist.

But they completely ignore this by simply interpreting every outcome as the will of this being. This is an intellectual dishonesty and a blindness towards empirical reality itself that is downright astounding when you think about it.

Oh no, no no no… it’s all part of God’s plan!

I’m pretty sure there were a few people that were praying for this person to die

Needed this laugh today.

At least one person in that funeral got their prayer answered.

We are here to remember the person we never thought of until now

“You didn’t pray enough, did you, Susan?”

Common mistake. You need thoughts with those prayers.

Thanks god nothing bad happened. (It happened) Thanks god it was not bad. (It was bad) Thanks god they didn’t die. (They died) Well, it was god wish.

They are dead and as a born sinner they now burn for their worldly crimes.

We are gathered here for it is the only opening in thy Outlook calendar.

Thanks, that killed me!