• onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

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      5 hours ago

      Well what about the calamari rings? Taste like pork? If so, ask your self… Hmmm, what part of the…ask your self something fun! Get creative! What would Superman drink before a great movie? Yeah, that’s it.

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      14 hours ago

      It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that’s the joke they were going for.

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      16 hours ago

      Alligator tasted awful when I had it. Reptiles are apparently intensely tendony and chewy.

      I guess it tastes like chicken but mostly cause it didn’t taste like fish, beef or pork