My kind of dark humor.
For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.
From what I have heard, human flesh can also taste pretty close to chicken.
Well what about the calamari rings? Taste like pork? If so, ask your self… Hmmm, what part of the…ask your self something fun! Get creative! What would Superman drink before a great movie? Yeah, that’s it.
It’s like something betaeen chicken and fish.
It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that’s the joke they were going for.
Alligator tasted awful when I had it. Reptiles are apparently intensely tendony and chewy.
I guess it tastes like chicken but mostly cause it didn’t taste like fish, beef or pork
You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.
Thqt doesn’t count. A skilled cajun chef could make dog shit tasty.
The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.
Cantonese food is the best in my opinion. Not the westernised shit, the traditional greatness.
Long pig?
Why? Human taste like pork?
Yes. Both omnivorous.
apparently, yes, human meat tastes like pork to the point that it is nicknamed “long pig”.
Except the most common trope is that humans taste like chicken.
TIL.
I tried to find a news story about a Florida man being eaten by an alligator, which was later served, but I couldn’t find anything.
I think maybe OP is joking about the new
concreration campdetention centre they set up.Oooooooh
… yet.
