I’m no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
And then she founded the company “Bad Dragon”
I wouldn’t blame Belle if she was disappointed and called it off.
Tales can be cruel:
And people underestimate big dommy furries:
Can’t find another source for this tweet from either Twitter or Reddit, but here’s a screenshot of this tweet by Twitter user
@hiimbobbi:Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT.
That’s literally the universal, “Oh my God, I’m going to vomit” face.
Y’all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all
With how common and popular female sex toys modeled after animal and fantasy creature penises, tongues etc. are this just makes sense. And having known some horse girls in my life, yeah, I’d not be surprised at all to learn many have fantasies like that. I always found the “horse/dragon/tentacle etc. dildo” thing pretty fucked up, I’m sure many of those people (and people in general) would not like it if they heard about “horse/dragon/whatever fleshlight or sexdoll for men”. (Never seen or heard about that existing, but I’m sure it does).
Tbh these people should be called out for kinks like these
That’s my personal opinion tho… now some people might say I’m kink shaming
Imho it just makes more sense to consider most Disney characters as asexual.
Goofy has a son.
Disney can’t explain that away
Plus there was this whole thing:
100% those eyes say “I’m wet as shit rn.”
Isn’t lion king 3 about their kids
The “circle of life” is a song about a sex position
No way. Most Disney characters are horny as hell.
“that is not what I signed up for goodbye!”
I mean if your partner comes out one day and wants to transition, you can still be happy for them even if you don’t want to stay in a relationship with them. No shame there.
This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.
Is it worth reading? I’ve played Witcher 3 and saw the first (sometimes good, sometimes shit) series of the show, but never read any…
I can’t be the only one who was disappointed when the beast turned into generic inbred royal twink?
Not a real man like Gaston
Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too
Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one’s dick’s as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there’s no man in town half as manly,
Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,
You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,
And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on
M-m-m-money.
Presumably she wasn’t just prepared to ride the beast, she actively wanted to be ruined by it.
She was probably disappointed when the transition happened. She thought she was going to be raw-dogged by the monster.
Jerk off before you write your comment next time.
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my mom.
So you’re saying you have a sub fetish where your mom is the Dom? Or is that mommy complex?
“I just wish he kept his knotted beast dick…”
Worse bit is when Geralt turned up
Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom
Shrek 2 takes it further with Fiona actively choosing to let the magic wear off so her boy toy would turn back into an ogre rather than settle for a twunk rest of her life.
I didn’t need that mental image. But since you have installed it in my head, I am honor-bound to upvote.
sigh
Cue the Hulk/Black Widow GIF
I’m delighted to report that I have no idea what gif you’re referring to, and I am happy to keep it that way
Since you asked
Tap for reddit link
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zq07ji/hulk_smash/
Ha! That link is staying blu— dammit
Is there a link directly to the gif? for those if us who don’t have reddit logins?
And turn of your speaker sound! You can thank me later!
That still asked me to login even in desktop mode
Came back to say, “thank you.”
You shouldn’t need a login, if on mobile set your browser to desktop mode to bypass the age thing
I tried to get it, but the copied link is about:blank. Try using an instance of Redlib to see it.
flashbacks to the early days of Imgur
that.gif
Did the older live action one get a new actor or did it just become Ron Pearlman without make up?
