I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
I’d be on the knee then and there.
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
She does barely look 18. Might be “good” image taking, but still. Bit weird taking her for a date. Feels more like a family picture.
Fun fact: people below the age of 18 are allowed to, and often do, go on dates.
Fun fact: people who don’t look their age exist. In my case, at 18 I looked like a 15-year-old.
plus she us asian, that girl is over 18
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.
Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.
Wife material right there.
i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50
Sam’s Club is stupid cheap, don’t have to be a member.
“$8 for a whole pizza and a monster Coke!”
And your date is a cute, young, Asian girl? I am not seeing the issue here.
I’m hoping that the original author of the image (likely a snap or snap story) was kidding. Perhaps they were already together a long time before this and it’s just an inside joke. Otherwise, the “…” at the end signals disappointment in what I must say seems like an awesome first date experience? Girl doesn’t want to go to a super expensive restaurant, is cute, and isn’t afraid of eating pizza without cutlery in front of her date? First impression: She seems awesome.
The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.
It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.
