Treasure this woman.
Wifey material right there
I definitely miss when my family had membership there. Yes it absolutely looked like a warehouse with how high things were stacked, but the products are worth it and the free samples were always good to kit me.
That or five nights at Denny’s?
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
I’d be on the knee then and there.
I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.
Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.
Wife material right there.
i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50
The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.
It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.
Nope, I literally got pizza without a membership yesterday. The pharmacy is also required to be open to the public, and is consistently one of the cheapest in my area. Just tell the door person that you’re there for the pharmacy or the pizza, and they’ll wave you through without any hassle.
Wait… You mean you have to have a membership for pizza and a drink now? Really? What about Sam’s club?
Yup. Not sure if it’s company wide, but it’s true at all my local Costco’s.
I don’t have a Sams club nearby, so I can’t speak to that.
Sam’s Club is stupid cheap, don’t have to be a member.
“$8 for a whole pizza and a monster Coke!”
And your date is a cute, young, Asian girl? I am not seeing the issue here.
I’m hoping that the original author of the image (likely a snap or snap story) was kidding. Perhaps they were already together a long time before this and it’s just an inside joke. Otherwise, the “…” at the end signals disappointment in what I must say seems like an awesome first date experience? Girl doesn’t want to go to a super expensive restaurant, is cute, and isn’t afraid of eating pizza without cutlery in front of her date? First impression: She seems awesome.
She does barely look 18. Might be “good” image taking, but still. Bit weird taking her for a date. Feels more like a family picture.
Fun fact: people below the age of 18 are allowed to, and often do, go on dates.
Fun fact: people who don’t look their age exist. In my case, at 18 I looked like a 15-year-old.
plus she us asian, that girl is over 18
