“The future of American warfare is here, and it’s spelled AI,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth proclaimed in a testament to the nation’s declining spelling skills.
What a great article.
Always on point.
IDK not enough encrusted makeup that looks like the film that forms when you run water from an old house and then let it dry.
Good bot.
And takes control of NORAD
Bad bot!
Would you like to play a game?
Q, we don’t have time for your games!
I grew up with the TNG pinball machine.
But points all of NORAD at Pete Hegseth
Good bot!
But first throws Pete Hegseth into a hospital full of sick children.
Just like Grok… was. Neutering of this new source of truth in 3… 2…
I’m sure Muskrat can show them how to correct this insignificant glitch. He’s probably already got clearance, after all. 🤮
AI SAID THE FISHERMEN WERE NARCO-TERRORNAUTS
Seriously though, I wouldn’t put it past them to use the ai as a convenient scapegoat for all the unethical activities they will take.
It even comes with a fucking pop up ad:
We want you to us AI!
Shits so fucking ridiculous
