Did he mean the lid or the seat? Not that it matters that this ass cancer on society isn’t clear with his words, but I kinda want to know where snorted it from.
This is stupid enough, but for a moment there I thought he was going to question the germ theory of disease, which would be even worse.
Of course not, he’s one of them!
Germ says he isn’t scared of himself.
Why is he allowed to be in government again?
Because Americans let conservatives have power, which means the circus came to town. And they brought their clowns with them.
Fascism requires bootlickers. If you lick boots, you can’t be afraid of no germs.
His publicist is a worm that lives in his brain, it’s a recipe for success
The onion can’t compete with this
They are having a hard time finding a implausible story.
The point of satire is that it’s plausible.
Not the fucking flex he thinks it is.
I used the same mindset when taking the vaccine.
Stray pubes just add to the flavour.
Every day I’m grateful not to live in the dumpster fire that is the USA…
Dumpster fire is an understatement. It’s more like garbage dump fire.
I wish I didn’t have to share a border with a dumpster fire.
And by used to, he meant this morning.
Actual question: isn’t he admitting to a crime?
It’s cute that you think that still matters.
When you’re a sentient accumulation of germs and parasites, I’m sure a few more don’t scare you
Spoiler for the end of the game
spoiler
This thing becomes human at the end of the game, so there’s you answer___
Oh lol I need to pick it up again
Ive done more cocaine than the average person, sadly, and I’ve been in some wild circles. Never have I snorted cocaine from a toilet seat. The cistern sure but the seat come on bro.
I’ve also done much than the average person in my time (maybe enthusiast-level at points?) and when I was at my most doing-it-est, I would never use a toilet seat. The only time I’ve done it in bathrooms at all was either from a bullet or key bumps from a pen cap.
It doesn’t pass my “if this drug fell on the bathroom floor at a club, would you still do it?” test. A rare few things pass that test for me.
I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.
In that situation you use the other side of your hand or a key. Keys can have the side effect of jamming up locks though.
Oh yea, I’m fully on board with find literally anything else haha
Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.
Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.
Really? Why? Wouldn’t you have a perfectly good and slightly less gross bathroom counter?
You usually do this to be “discreet.” I don’t make the rules. People have been doing this forever.
Oh it just hit me you’re talking like a public bathroom, that makes more sense.
Sorry most of my drug-doing is weed and psyches XP.
Exactly it’s logistically harder than just using the back.
Searching the epstein and trump papers for cocaine toilets…coming right up!
