Maybe she needs to stop sitting in front of really interesting shit
Everybody knows when you take your girl out to dinner never face the monkey riding a scooter with a backwards hat.
“Honey, I hear what you’re saying, and I’d like to discuss the matter with you in about 30 seconds. But before we do, there is an urgent matter that just unfolded behind you. Would you please look behind you as I don’t believe what I’m seeing? Again, 30 seconds please and we’ll discuss your important matter next.”
Well, right now she is refusing to listen to him…
Yeah but he always does this – if it’s not a baboon on a motorcycle, he’ll be putting cats in monocle-petticoat-ensembles and placing them behind her
I have never wanted something on a tshirt so much in my entire life.
Story of my life, man.
