Smashes button
Transported as I currently am? No chance of being some other race like Vulcan Hybrid or maybe a 40k psyker?
Nah, I’m good.
Still better than THIS, so yes.
I don’t think you understand 40k
I know enough ;-)
I’d take it if it was, “but there is a 10% chance you die.”
As it is, no deal.
I mean, it’s the 40k universe, there’s a 100% you gonna die. So, really, it does fit your criteria… just in a roundabout way.
There are fates worse than death in the 40k universe, like being captured by the dark eldar. If I can take a method of suicide with me, then maybe (though even then, my soul is going to end up in the immaterium).
Also if you die in 40k your human soul either gets devoured by demons or drafted by definitely-not-a-new-Chaos-God
Nah, if you work for the empire they’ll strip away your flesh and make you work forever.
Of course.
I need my slaneesh daemonette pet.
Or maybe one of those replicator machines for infinite food.
Pro… you’re transported to the Star Trek Universe. Con… it’s still year 2025.
Yay, united Ireland!
So we skip past Picard S2 at least, just in time for the temporally displaced Eugenics Wars.
You get transported into the Star Trek universe.
But
You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.
Is that still you?
Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
They all attack you at once
Pro: You get transported in Star Trek
Con: …. It’s Discovery
Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe
Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet
Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe
That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.
Knowing my luck, that means 10% chance of not getting into the Warhammer 40k universe.
But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.
Grots and squigs technically being the same species…
I want to explore the cosmos.
I fkng want to explore the cosmos.
Let me explore the cosmos.
You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.
Idk about Wh40k lore, would i be aware of the cosmos? Could I see it and see it uniqueness?
Dark Elder are the dark elves of 40k and anything they do to you will be painful and bad as they craft your still-living flesh into buildings and equipment. I’m pretty sure they don’t give their batteries windows so you’d basically just be aware that you’re in a engine room in constant excruciating pain. They’re not very nice. In fact, I don’t know if there’s anyone nice in all of 40K. Everyone is at war all the time and everyone is a bastard.
Oh they will show you many a great things and pleasures 🙏
I mean
In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
Fuck. That.
Oh Hell no, I don’t push the button!
It said shifting into the Star Trek universe; it didn’t say anything about time travel or ending up on a planet other than Earth.
Well, everyone dies. Both options seem more interesting than a cult of idiots worshipping an orange idiot.
The 40k timeline is basically just normal Earth for a few more centuries at least. The Emperor is just out there, somewhere, fucking with shit.
In fact, there would be a golden age on the horizon
Yeah ironically it would probably be better to be in the 40k universe if it was current day.
It’s basically Star Trek for like a millennium or so if I recall. Things didn’t always suck so hard in 40k, it took a while for it to become the grimdark hell it is in the 42nd century
There’s at least a period where you can be a kick ass cyborg building megastructures without too much body horror at a minimum
Oh no…
World War III ends and Earth is left devastated, mostly because of nuclear warfare. Most of the major cities are left in ruins with few remaining governments and the death total reaching 600 million.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Star_Trek
Push the button. Only 600 million is a generous offer. This timeline will have many more.
Yep, we are on track already to live in the star trek universe. We just have to live through WW3 first and it will be paradise.
Also thanks to Discovery’s writers, in the further away future there’s also a few centuries of dogshit living until they restore the Federation
I still do not recognise this shit as being part of star trek.
STD was so bad, kurtzman needs to lay his hands of TREK forever.
or if its the terran empire
It says transported. That could definitely mean time travel and/or another planet
Obviously. And it could also mean neither of those
What the LILE
You narrowly avoid Warhammer as you see you’re on the Enterprise. You’re called for a mission. Shortly before you’re beamed down you see it. You look down.Your heart starts racing. You’re wearing a red shirt.
Still a more merciful death than Warhammer, I’d guess
Still better than dark eldar
